Monday, October 3, 2011

DTWF (Dinner Time Wrestling Federation)

In Ring 1 we have:
 "Lovie" 
She's sweet and fierce.
Watch out for her secret move: ferocious hand-holding.
You think she's going to be sweet, then it somehow all goes wrong!

And in Ring 2 we have:
"Whiner"
He looks like he's all for the fun and games, but watch out when that whine begins. It may never end!

Let's get ready to RUMBLE!!
*ding*ding*ding*ding*

And it looks like Lovie is the clear winner right from the beginning, in fact Whiner seems to be conceding to her, but we all know this is his normal scheme...
but wait, the Whiner is already pulling out the whine!
He's almost free...
Oh wait! She's decided to use the "roll up in the carpet" tactic! Folks, this is starting to get exciting, and slightly relaxing!
That's a good idea, Whiner, verify the opponent...
THEN SIT ON HER!!!
Oh wait, she's starting to fight back...
HE'S STANDING ON HER! Folks, he's really ready to play now.
She broke free, but he continues to insist that she roll herself up...
wait, wait, SHE'S DONE IT, she's broken out the ferocious hand-holding move. We'll have to see what Whiner does about this...
the take down!
Oh, there it is...he's gone to the ref to whine. What will the verdict be?
I guess he's resolved to be ok. Especially since Lovie seems to have surrendered.
Oh yes, folks, we might just have a whiner, I mean winner.
Oh wait, Lovie is back for more! The night is not over, folks.



...aaahhhh, dinner time antics.

1 comment:

Paul said...

this made my night... thank you Heather.